The Dream Shake - a Houston Rockets blog: Oh hell yes! Yao to return for Playoffs!!!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Oh hell yes! Yao to return for Playoffs!!!

It's about damn time the Rockets got some good news!
(we can't live off the Streak forever...)

YAO MING IS COMING BACK FOR THE PLAYOFFS!

It's true! ESPN says it, so it must be!

YES! I knew he couldn't resist coming back to help the Rockets!
Everyone is now in big, big trouble!

Time to get angry again, Big Man!

What's that?
Is that Shaq's fat ass causing tremors from his nervous twitching at this news?

I think it is!

And look at that -- T-Mac is so happy he might cry!

First an NBA Championship... then Olympic Silver (sorry, Yao, but I can't root for you to win the gold there... U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!)

Bring on the playoffs, bitches.
We are ready for the Western Conference now!

Really.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

omg!! first time getting fooled on April 1st!! now i must go back to reality.. i regret that i clicked the link... :(

Jeffrey Hardy Quah said...

You, sir, are mean.

Anonymous said...

That is messed up!

Andy said...

Evil. Even for April Fool's Day.

Anonymous said...

dude. that is weak and not funny at all. seriously. weak.