Today's Miss Cleo moment

Predictions guaranteed* to come true tonight.

One of these men will foul out. The one who doesn't have "Yao" on his jersey:

I also guarantee you will see a lot of this:


Wide open jump shots. Easy money.

Go Rockets!

* "guarantee" is defined for the purposes of this post to mean "not guaranteed at all, but merely a statement of statistical probability and near certainty and not intended for gambling purposes; the individual making any such guarantee disclaims all liability for consequences of said guarantee not being fulfilled"