Kevin Durant? Meet Shane Battier.

I do not believe you two have been properly introduced...

Mr. supposed Front-Runner for the Rookie of the Year?

Meet the 2008 NBA Defensive Player of the Year.

What's that, K-Smooth? 2-17 FG shooting? Only 4 points?
Awwww, so sorry!

Hey, don't mess with Shane. You wouldn't like him when he's angry.