Tuesday, February 26, 2008

A message from General Cartman Lee

Dear Rockets fans,

It is with a very heavy heart that I must inform you that your adopted son Yao Ming was [figuratively] killed in battle on the morning of February 26, 2008, at the Toyota Center in Houston. This season has taken something from all of us, and, although your son seems to be the only casualty so far, know that we all share your pain. Your son did not die in vain. I shall persevere and make San Antonio and Utah my slaves. Because I hate those guys. I hate them so very, very much.

Yours,

General Cartman Lee
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4 comments:

  1. Z. WagnerFebruary 26, 2008 at 3:16 PM

    The Rockets will keep winning. They are title bound.

    That is all.

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  2. JeremyFebruary 26, 2008 at 3:21 PM

    Neither Luis Scola nor Carl Landry have never not advanced out of the first round of the playoffs. It's. Science.

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  3. UofTOrangeFebruary 26, 2008 at 3:24 PM

    "It's Science" is my favorite explanation of anything. It is quickly followed by using "If you don't agree with me, you agree with Hitler"

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2008 at 8:46 PM

    Some idiot with a conspiracy theory. As if Yao would do that do his teammates.

    http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/did-yao-shut-it-down-for-beijing-olympics-16271

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