tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7557962466145687400.post7146614138399107408..comments2023-10-31T09:33:09.842-05:00Comments on The Dream Shake - a Houston Rockets blog: Floor Burns - Shane and Chuck need your help!Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7557962466145687400.post-75781989156105065042008-08-06T01:23:00.000-05:002008-08-06T01:23:00.000-05:00You're not.You're not.Jeffrey Hardy Quahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00011880432832659089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7557962466145687400.post-24061930805103843222008-08-05T19:20:00.000-05:002008-08-05T19:20:00.000-05:00Question. I answered yes to 10 of 10. So why am I ...Question. I answered yes to 10 of 10. So why am I still better than a Rockets fan?M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16171934268298906892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7557962466145687400.post-26584738165360844692008-08-05T18:49:00.000-05:002008-08-05T18:49:00.000-05:00Wow, I love the Jazz Questionaire. Got to put poly...Wow, I love the Jazz Questionaire. <BR/><BR/>Got to put polygamist in there somewhere. Or something about taking care of Jerry Sloan's 7 wives.<BR/><BR/>Check <A HREF="http://rocketsaddicts.blogspot.com/2008/07/rodman-prediction.html" REL="nofollow">this video</A> out if you want to get pumped up about Artest on the Rockets next season.chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08041486000046541399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7557962466145687400.post-12610366867555532122008-08-05T13:54:00.000-05:002008-08-05T13:54:00.000-05:00Utah Jazz Employment QuestionairePlease answer yes...Utah Jazz Employment Questionaire<BR/><BR/>Please answer yes or no to the following questions:<BR/><BR/>1. Are you white?<BR/><BR/>2. If you are not white, could you be persuaded to become as white as possible?<BR/><BR/>3. When people think of you is the first word that pops in their head "asshole"?<BR/><BR/>4. Have you ever taken out the knees of a child shooting a layup at a YMCA father and son game?<BR/><BR/>5. Do you like to flop?<BR/>6. Do you really, really, like to flop?<BR/>7. Do you really, really, really, like to flop?<BR/><BR/>8. When you see Italy play Argentina in soccer do you think, "those guys aren't flopping enough"?<BR/><BR/>9. Are you willing to sacrifice whatever game you have to the caprices of nasty abusive old alcoholic who runs the least imaginative system in the NBA?<BR/><BR/>10. Are you content with never, ever, winning an NBA title?<BR/><BR/>If you answered "yes" to 9 out of 10 questions, welcome to the absurdly named Utah Jazz, and its proud tradition of self-satisfied futility! <BR/><BR/>We couldn't win a title with two hall of famers, so we ain't winning one with you, Vladimir, or whatever your name is. Now go put your floppin' shoes on, worthless Euro scum pig.Xianehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03677200656995584995noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7557962466145687400.post-29411170963321528302008-08-05T13:36:00.001-05:002008-08-05T13:36:00.001-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16171934268298906892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7557962466145687400.post-43708539458905700302008-08-05T13:36:00.000-05:002008-08-05T13:36:00.000-05:00It's a love hate relationship, with our emphasis b...It's a love hate relationship, with our emphasis being on Hate.<BR/><BR/>Can't wait for T-Mac to <BR/><BR/>a. cry<BR/>b. call out his teammates<BR/>c. cry again<BR/>d. call out the refs<BR/>e. come up with some new excuseM. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16171934268298906892noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7557962466145687400.post-76481254331531224182008-08-05T12:05:00.000-05:002008-08-05T12:05:00.000-05:00I hate you guys, so very, very much!!!I hate you guys, so very, very much!!!UofTOrangehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13258777834462286523noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7557962466145687400.post-7706694052423264172008-08-05T10:31:00.000-05:002008-08-05T10:31:00.000-05:00Ah GrungeDave,We meet again. You Harpring lover yo...Ah GrungeDave,<BR/><BR/>We meet again. You Harpring lover you....<BR/><BR/>Just remember how bad you hate him as we close the Rockets season in the first round again this year.<BR/><BR/>I am so glad Artest is a Rocket. Once again the world will unite behind your team and say how this year Tracy will be different and how Yao will be league MVP, and how Battier will win DPY, and yet again you will be sent home by the "lowly Utah Jazz". At what point do the Rockets become the most overrated team in the history of the NBA?<BR/><BR/>This is your year guys. This is your year.M. D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/16171934268298906892noreply@blogger.com